labor d joke

一只小壁虎在一施工工地上游荡，这时正有一条大鳄鱼远远地爬了过来，准备要一口吃掉它，情急之下，小壁虎上前一把抱住了鳄鱼的腿，大声喊："妈妈！"

大鳄鱼一愣，立即老泪纵横："儿啊，别再上班了，半个月就瘦成这样了，五一休息吧！

提前祝五一快乐哦! =)

Due to popular demand, i have done a simple translation =)

A gecko was slacking and not working. Then suddenly appear a giant alligator, wanting to eat the gecko.

In the nick of time, the gecko move forward quickly, hug the giant alligator leg and shouted: "Mama!"
The giant alligator suddenly drop down to tears and said "Son, don't work anymore, you have became so pity thin within this half a month. 1st May you should rest one!"
So, happy labor day ahead =)