labor d joke

一只小壁虎在一施工工地上游荡，这时正有一条大鳄鱼远远地爬了过来，准备要一口吃掉它，情急之下，小壁虎上前一把抱住了鳄鱼的腿，大声喊："妈妈！"

大鳄鱼一愣，立即老泪纵横："儿啊，别再上班了，半个月就瘦成这样了，五一休息吧！

提前祝五一快乐哦! =)

Due to popular demand, i have done a simple translation =)

A gecko was slacking and not working. Then suddenly appear a giant alligator, wanting to eat the gecko.

In the nick of time, the gecko move forward quickly, hug the giant alligator leg and shouted: "Mama!"
The giant alligator suddenly drop down to tears and said "Son, don't work anymore, you have became so pity thin within this half a month. 1st May you should rest one!"
So, happy labor day ahead =)

funny scam

Remember the familiar strong chinese accent lady over the phone line calling you up congratulating you for winning a BIG prize money out of no where?

Well, it is nothing new but just a scam. I myself encountered it once some time back and find it a nuisance, and I just couldn't wait even a mili-second longer to brush off the fella when I received such call previously.

But today, I found a new meaning of playing along. It can actually be a fun thing if you acted along with the fella, and this is what my colleague been doing all along while having lotsa fun. Well, even Mr Kenny had those kind of experience before =)

For background, my colleague has been receiving numerous such phone calls, until she has polished up her talking skills to keep the line going as long as she can and as long as she is free.

Today while we were taking lunch and chit chatting, the fella called again. My colleague put on the speaker phone, and let her bla bla bla... yada yada yada... the same old stuff.

My colleague gave the fella false info when asked, asked the fella to repeat again and again for not able to catch what the fella said, at times even demanded the fella to pay her money etc. 

And after like 20mins or so, when my colleague got bored, my colleague then tried her recent practiced line for such call. My colleague said:

"I know this is a scam all the while. I have purposely lengthen the conversation so that my friend can trace your whereabout from the computer. And now, I know where are you right now. Together with the recorded conversation and your whereabout, I will pass it to the police. So, run while you can, and hide while you can"

Before my colleague can finished her above line, that fella already hung up. All of us were laughing like hell, muahahahaha... =)

Btw, the fella called using a local registered h/p number 016-6683-569.

I tried to call back the number to scare them that this is the police calling, but sometime got through with nobody answering or sometime couldn't get through with the prompt of not able to record anymore voice mail. Obviously, this is a bogus line for scam, and when you couldn't get through, either they are preying on other victims during the day time or they have turned off the phone to sleep "in peace" at night.

Hehe, I now know how to treat such call in the future. Just play along if you have the time and battery to spare. At least by wasting the fella time, the fella wont have the time to prey on other possible victims. So. lets call the fella at 016-6683-569 while the line is still active =)

damn farny

I was reading one of my friend's blog, and I burst into laughter when I read this... Super duper funny =)

Hindu + Dandruff == HINDRAF

Obviously, someone mischievously tricked my friend who dont know much about politic into believing that, and I guessed that someone is the long time no see "Lim Pek". Is it true? =)

why mca

funny... =)
people at comedycourt are damn creative entertainer =)

about marriage

got this from a forwarded email quite some time back =)

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage.... Simply read from bottom to top.

learning english the mandarin way

I got this from a forwarded email, quite funny :)

way of life

"Hard Work Never Killed Anybody, But Why Take A Chance?"

~Edgar Bergen~ (dunno who...)

way of life

"the quickiest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket"

way of life

introducing "way of life" post,
featuring quotes that I read, seen or heard of,
either funny or the serious one :)

For this premiere, introducing...

"I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes"

customer first

This is really hilarious, damn funny :)

metaphor?

sometimes, what and the way how people said it to describe certain thing are very interesting, and is funny too :)

It is also telling when one hears a middle-class Chinese lady saying:.” “If there is no rocket (DAP) around, yue liang dai piao wo de xin (the moon (PAS) represents my heart)"
from theedgedaily "Malaysians break trend of voting for BN in mixed constituencies"

“There will be some panic selling. Some people will be irrational enough to dump the baby with the bath tub. If it becomes a crisis, there will be an opportunity,” he said.
from theedgedaily "Silver lining amidst election blues"

桃花朵朵开

OMG!!! Farny weirdo chinese production...

going places

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random:-

I grab this photo from a friend in friendster.

At the moment I saw it, I totally burst into laughter :)

Super duper funny sign and the owner really has a sense of humor.

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Well, since I quite free today, I did some backlog email checking and checking out photos in friendsters to get updates of friends.

Anyhow, generally majority of the photos are taken while traveling. Remind me of not so good feeling again. Hehehe, some of you who really knew me should know what I am going to post about already.

Yup, is the "good old" intel days. Although I have finally travelled Dec last year to Beijing, seeing those many places photos still gave me a little gush of adrenaline :p

Well, the question is "why so late?" People have been to for like half the world, and I just been to 1 or 2.

And as I grew older/mature "p, there tend to be responsibility there that I cant travel for long period or for too often already. There's even the "old" feeling of traveling, that probably will make the trip wont be that enjoyable anymore. Why so? Ever heard of people asking why this uncle come to playground playing or why this uncle go to Lee Hom or Jolin Chai concert, surrounded by youngsters? Well, actually nothing is really wrong, but there tend to be the "old" feeling there "p

So, conclusion is, my hatress to my ex-boss & intel is still the deepest, and it impact me so deep that carve a mark on the stone. Some would say, "let it go", because carrying the stone along your life would make you more tire and slow you down. I totally agree. But it is a source of energy/motivation to me to fight against the odd as well. Besides, I couldnt "forget" things that really did happen. Who I am now today is because of my past. I can only take the matter a little lightly, but occasionally will think of it.

Well, CNY is near, lets not let the little gush of adrenaline spoils the mood. Besides, writting it out and letting you all know about it makes me feel better too.

Anyhow, stay tune. Since focal is near for many of you, ever thought of wanting to know what did I write about that useless rubbish my ex-boss previously in his feedback? Curious? I will post it after CNY, want to do some "XXX" or "Mr A" or "Mr B" editing before publishing it. For those who had read that, take it as a refresher course. And for those who havent read it before, let it be like courtrooom statement and you be the judge, to judge whether is he really that useless, OR do I really hate him so much "p

table

As technology gadgets evolves and becoming ubiquitous, there is no more dining table, drawing table, magazine table, study table, make-up table et cetera et cetera...

The special function tables purpose has been blurred, and essentially merge becoming one name, which is just a "table". So, what the fuss? Where ever you can put your laptop on, type away through the virtual world.

And I would like to present to you, the best trendy multi-function table of today's modern living...

It's affordable, foldable, light-weight, comes with an iron as accessory, and I heard that my friend even eat his maggi mee on this table too :) Sorry Beng, hope you dont mind :p